Spiritual Charlatans, Systemic Oppression, and Why Jeff Bezos is Out of Benzos

Let’s get real: if your favorite spiritual teacher isn’t out here actively dismantling the oppressive systems that are ruining this planet, they’re not just irrelevant—they’re harmful. I’m talking about the patriarchy, the deep state, Big Tech, and all the other gears in this soul-sucking machine. Yes, you, Jerry Sargeant. Yes, you, Shekinna from Mount Shasta. And yes, you, Teal Swan. Y’all are poisoning pure source energy and making a mockery of spirituality.

The Joke’s on Us—But It Shouldn’t Be

We’re living in a world where Cambridge Analytica manipulated elections like a puppeteer yanking on strings, where Mark Zuckerberg treats your data like it’s his personal piggy bank, and where Jeff Bezos is so rich he probably has a diamond-encrusted humidifier for his houseplants. These people don’t just hoard wealth; they hoard power. They hoard our future. And yet, while we’re drowning in their mess, spiritual influencers are out here selling overpriced crystals and spouting faux-enlightenment like it’s the 21st-century snake oil.

Here’s the truth: spirituality isn’t worth a dime if it isn’t political. If your guru isn’t talking about dismantling patriarchy, challenging tech overlords, or calling out the Bezos-Elon-Trump trifecta of greed, then they’re not a spiritual leader—they’re a distraction. And distractions are exactly what the system wants.

The Deep State of Spiritual Bypassing

Let’s talk about the Deep State, not the conspiracy theory version, but the real web of power that thrives on inequality and fear. This system thrives because it convinces people to look inward instead of outward. Sure, introspection is great, but when it’s at the expense of confronting reality, it becomes a tool for oppression.

Enter the charlatans. Teal Swan preaches “shadow work,” but it’s a shadow of what real activism looks like. Jerry Sargeant of Star Magic Healing? More like Star Tragic Healing. And Shekinna? Mount Shasta deserves better. These so-called leaders are playing spiritual dress-up while real problems—like the climate crisis, systemic racism, and economic inequality—burn hotter than Elon Musk’s Twitter controversies.

Big Tech: The Digital Cage

Remember Cambridge Analytica? They turned social media into a psychological warfare zone, manipulating voters with the precision of a surgeon wielding a scalpel made of lies. And who let them? Zuckerberg. Zuck’s relentless pursuit of profit makes him the tech bro equivalent of a Bond villain, except less charming and with worse hair.

Big Tech is the modern cage, and while we scroll mindlessly, people like Teal Swan encourage us to “manifest abundance” instead of demanding accountability. That’s spiritual bypassing, not spiritual leadership.

Bezos, Elon, and Trump Walk Into a Bar…

Here’s a joke for you: Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “What’ll it be?” Bezos says, “I’ll take the world’s resources.” Elon says, “I’ll take Mars.” And Trump? “I’ll take credit for both.”

Bezos isn’t just out of benzos; he’s out of touch. Musk? He’s too busy cosplaying as Tony Stark while underpaying workers. And Trump? He’s basically the human embodiment of every toxic system rolled into one oversized suit. If your spiritual teacher isn’t talking about how these men and their ilk are accelerating the collapse of society, they’re enabling them.

The Call to Real Action

Here’s the bottom line: spirituality that doesn’t confront oppression isn’t spirituality—it’s escapism. We don’t need more charlatans hawking dream catchers and “energy activations.” We need people willing to stand up to power, to fight for justice, and to protect what’s left of our planet.

So, if your guru isn’t out here tearing down the system brick by brick, it’s time to find a new one. The stakes are too high for anything less.